The Crab Says (Click, Click, Click)

I hate to break your hearts but Jordan and I have taken a hiatus from cooking for the day and will be back at it again, probably in time to add the recipe for Enchilada Bake (totally NOT clean, but hey, we're on vacation!) to this blog. It’s not that we don’t like to cook or we don’t want to cook, it’s just that the fresh seafood was calling so we took the opportunity to eat some crab… and shrimp. It was delicious. Pictures of the spread will be posted as soon as possible. There was crab, shrimp, lobster, mussels, hush puppies, ribs, mashed potatoes, corn, slaw, pasta salad and key lime pie. We quite gorged ourselves. I’m pretty sure I ate (minimum) 1 lb of shrimp on my own and Jordan ate (minimum) 2 lbs of crab. I would say I could never look at another shrimp or crab again and be content but I could definitely kill another pound of shrimp right now, if the opportunity presented itself. I’m sure Jordan feels the same way about crab.
The thunderstorms came rolling in, giving us some of God’s beautiful creation to watch in all of its powerful glory. There is nothing more beautiful than watching a storm come creep across the ocean, seeing the rain as it comes nearer and nearer until it’s pouring down, drenching you in delightful chill. There is nothing more relaxing than the scent and sound of rain mingling with the smell of the salty ocean air.
In the time between storms, we were able to sneak away to a few different shops to buy flavored, seasoned nuts and stamps so I could mail my bills which I hadn’t gotten to mail at home since they came so darn late. Among the nutty purchases was a bag of what the store calls “Dirty White Trash.” While the ingredient lists makes an attempt at vagueness, anyone with taste-buds could tell the main ingredient (aka: convection coating) was white chocolate. Here’s the low-down on the divine deliciousness called Dirty White Trash:
Chex Cereal
Pretzel Rods
Pecans
White chocolate
Confectioner’s sugar
Milk chocolate
It appears as though the cereal, pretzels and pecans are covered in melted white chocolate, dusted with confectioner’s sugar and drizzled with milk chocolate, made much like Puppy Chow. Jordan and I are already planning our own take on this delightfully sinful treat so we have something naughty to enjoy during our Fat Tuesday weekly ritual. Speaking of, I’m not sure we’ve told you about that yet. Every Tuesday night, The Biggest Loser comes on. Jordan and I have a weekly ritual of rooting for our favorite contestants (this year, I’m rooting for everyone since the person I root for always ends up losing. They can’t all lose) while eating the most fabulously calorie-laden naughtiness. Granted, we work our butts off exercising that day and the next to make up for some of it but you need to feel like you’re cheating every now and then in order to maintain sanity. To us, it seems most appropriate to cheat on Fat Tuesday. Besides, why must Fat Tuesday only come around once a year? I think it’s FAR better to celebrate the holiday once a week.
In other news, Analeigh has come a LONG way in learning her animal sounds, numbers and letters. She likes to count to 5 with Mommy or Auntie Deb Deb and loves to listen to the ABC’s. The newest additions to her repertoire of animal noises are the crab and the goat. The goat has taken a little while to remember; for the longest time, the goat said “goat.” Now the goat says “Maaaaa!” and the crab says “Click, click, click!” all while making crabby-grabby motions with her hands. The child is superior to most other children her age… she’s pretty darn cute, too.
The first meal made post-cooking-hiatus was Jordan’s Enchilada Bake. I will be honest, at this point, and let you know that I had absolutely no hand in cooking this meal. It was quite exciting, though, as I’ve been craving Tex-Mex and this is about the most delicious Fexican (Faux-Mexican) meal you’re going to get in your own home. Okay, well I’m sure there are equally delicious Fexican meals BUT this is quite tasty (and it smells awesome, too)! There are very few ingredients which MUST be present in the dish. Those that are optional will be noted with an asterisk (*) in the recipe. Anything added to Fexican meals that you might want or anything you want to remove from Jordan’s recipe that is marked (*) will be perfectly acceptable. I’m sure you will still be quite pleased with your end result. We know that some people are kitchen-impaired so the recipe will be with suggestions from Jordan for your palatal pleasures.

Enchilada Bake
Recipe by Jordan Carey
1/3-1/2 of a 73 oz package of corn tortillas, cut in half; DO NOT USE FLOUR TORTILLAS, THEY WILL FALL APART
3 lbs ground beef
3 packets of taco seasoning
½ onion, diced
1 can cream of mushroom soup, do NOT add water
2 (10 oz) cans enchilada sauce
2.25 oz can sliced black olives
4 cups of shredded cheddar cheese
1 or 2 (15.5 oz) cans refried beans*
2 (15.5 oz) cans black beans, drained*
Sliced pickled jalapenos*
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brown ground beef in a skillet. Jordan swears the best way to brown the meat is to brown it while still frozen. She says it gives a smaller crumble on the beef. Drain the ground beef and add it back into the skillet. Add the taco seasoning and diced onion to the skillet and sauté until the onion is just slightly softened and according to the directions on the taco seasoning packets. Mix the enchilada sauce and the cream of mushroom soup into a bowl. Spread a thin layer of the enchilada sauce mix onto the bottom of a 13x9 inch baking dish. Add all other ingredients, with the exception of the refried beans, to the enchilada sauce mixture. Place a layer of corn tortillas on top of the thin layer of enchilada sauce in the baking dish, followed by a layer of refried beans, a then a layer of the enchilada sauce mixture, finishing with a layer of cheese. Continue layering ingredients, in that order, until you’ve run out of room or run out of ingredients. Bake in the oven for 50 minutes, top with cheese and bake an additional 10 minutes, until cheese has melted. Place a sombrero on your head, do a little Jarabe Tapatio (that’s the Mexican Hat Dance for you non-cultural folks) and serve up your Enchilada Bake with a little Fexican flare.