Happy New Year!

Is 2010 really coming to a close already?!?! Oh. My. Geez. It seems like we've barely started the year. I found myself wondering, two days ago, if it was really 2011 that I would be signing on checks after tonight. Well, Jordan and I created this blog and we've barely used it at all in the last few months. Let's hope 2011 brings us diligence in keeping in touch with the techonological world (outside of Skype and Facebook. We're pretty good at staying connected there).
I don't know about the rest of you but I, personally, don't do New Year's Resolutions. There's this whole psychological thing about wanting to break rules and so many people create resolutions as if they are guidelines, or rules, for the new year. I don't enjoy setting myself up for failure. I've never met someone who actually keeps their resolutions. Sure, there are things I'd like to accomplish but I refuse to hold myself to some silly standard just because it's expected.
Enough of that, no one wants to read my prattling about my views on New Year's resolutions. Have a Happy New Year! Jordan and I both wish you the best in the upcoming year! If you are the type to make resolutions, good luck in your endeavors!

Turkey Day Catch-Up

I know, I know, we just posted one of these last night but we're playing a little catch-up here and it was too late to write too much last night. Besides, we can't exactly leave out the turkey from Thanksgiving and it would be weird to not have it posted at least by the end of 2010! At first, I'd wondered if the turkey should even go up on the blog. I mean, we are horribly late posting the recipe, but it can be easily changed over to be used in a chicken and some people eat turkey all year round, right? So without further adieu, the turkey (with a few other recipes).

Thanksgiving 2010 Turkey Awesomeness (feeds 15)

1 (20 lb) turkey

3 lemons, zested and quartered with the zest separated

2 onions, quartered

10 garlic cloves

3-5 sprigs fresh rosemary

3-5 sprigs fresh thyme

1 TBS dried rosemary

1 TBS dried thyme

2 tsp fresh cracked pepper

2 tsp ground sea salt

Combine all dry herbs with the salt, pepper and lemon zest in a small bowl. Remove the gizzard bag and neck from the inside of the turkey. Squeeze the lemons into the inside of the turkey and leave them in the cavity with the onions, garlic cloves and fresh herbs. Rub the turkey skin with the dried herb and lemon zest combination. Cook in oven according to turkey packaging directions. In the last hour and a half of roasting, use turkey juices to baste turkey for a golden brown skin.

Of course, you can't just have turkey on Thanksgiving but, due to the size of the group we were feeding, we opted for a slightly simpler approach and decided to soup up some boxed and canned foods. We did, however, make homemade potatoes and homemade cranberry sauce with a really awesome souped up stuffing. I really wish cranberries were sold for longer than a few months every year. I'm sure it's not one of those fruits that are easy to grow in a greenhouse, like oranges, but I'd much prefer cranberries to oranges, year round. For now, I'll have to settle for for cranberry juice throughout the year and wait until November to eat cranberry sauce.

Cranberry Sauce

1 (1 lb) pag of cranberries

1 1/2 cups water

1-2 cups sugar (depending on how sweet you like your berries)

1 tsp nutmeg

1 tsp cinnamon

1/4-1/2 tsp cloves

Boil all ingredients together on the stove until the berries have split and the liquid has thickened. Remove from heat and allow to cool. Refrigerate at least 2 hours before serving.

Loaded Mashed Potatoes (feeds 15)

2 lbs baby red potatoes

2 lbs russet potatoes

5-8 garlic cloves

1 cup sour cream

1 cup heavy whipping cream

1 cup shredded cheddar cheese, divided

1/2 cup chopped scallions

1/2 cup crumbled bacon

Salt and pepper, to taste

Wash, peel and cube potatoes. Boil, with garlic, until a fork easily pierces through potatoes chunks. Drain and place in a sturdy mixing bowl. Using an electric mixer, beat potatoes and garlic with sour cream, heavy cream, 3/4 cup shredded cheddar cheese, salt, pepper, scallions and bacon, reserving just enough of the scallions and bacon to garnish. Once well blended, top with remaining cheese, bacon and scallions.

Souped Up Stuffing

2 (14 oz) stuffing

3 sprigs fresh sage, torn

1 onion, chopped

3 celery stalks, chopped

2 (14.5 oz) can turkey gravy

1 TBS olive oil

Sautee onion, celery and about a quarter of the sage in olive oil until onion becomes translucent. Place stuffing in a baking dish and stir in the sauteed onion mixture with remaining sage. Pour the canned gravy into a bowl and add one can of water, mix well. Pour over stuffing, mix well and bake according to stuffing packaging directions.

In other news, the New Year means a ton of post-holiday crash dieters. Not so much fun for Jordan and I, as all of our food will soon be disappearing off the shelves of the local grocery stores. With husbands gone, our diet consists primarily of Healthy Choice meals with the occasional home-cooked meal. Thank God for stores like Whole Foods! I'm already looking forward to the end of February and March when the "Biggest Loser" competitions will be over and when people fall off the New Year bandwagon so I can shop cheap at Wal-mart again, visiting Whole Foods only occasionally for the special home-cooked dinner. I must admit, though, it's been so long since I've been in a real grocery store, I do kind of look forward to visiting Whole Foods.

Chocolate Makes the World a Better Place

It's been a while since our last post but, due to the hour, I'll be making this a short post. Jordan and I have been ALL over the place the last few months with holiday preparation but that doesn't mean we haven't had time to cook. Actually, holidays gave us reason to cook more than usual. We managed a full Thanksgiving meal for 15 people and Christmas Eve dinner for 11. You might think we're crazy, and on Thanksgiving, we kind of were, but Christmas Eve was fairly easy due to the nature of the meal. Christmas Eve was almost entirely a one-man show, cooking simple Italian and splurging on the sauce. Some people are entirely opposed to the idea of Italian cooking, though it isn't nearly as terrifying as one may assume. To make it less intimidating, we'll start with an easy Faux-talian lasagna recipe.

Easy, Cheesy Faux-talian Lasagna (feeds 4-6)

2 lbs lasanga pasta*

2 lbs mild or hot ground Italian sausage

1 (16 oz) container ricotta cheese
2 eggs
1 cup Italian bread crumbs
3 jars pasta sauce (I personally like Bertolli brand Vidallia Onion, Arrabbiata or Olive Oil and Garlic)
1 (4 cup) bag shredded Italian cheese blend
Dried basil, as needed (optional)

Preheat the oven to 350 degrees and boil the lasagna according to packaging directions. Do NOT drain or the noodles will stick together. Mix the egg, ricotta and bread crumbs in a small bowl and brown and drain the sausage. Coat the bottom of a deep dish lasanga pan with pasta sauce. After the lasagna has cooked to just before al dente remove from heat. Line the bottom of the pan with lasagna noodles, drop spoonfuls of ricotta mixture onto the pasta and spread evenly. Sprinkle over with sausage and pour sauce over before repeating the layering process. When the pan has about 1 inch of room left, sprinkle with half of the cheese, basil and remaining sausage. Cover with tinfoil and bake at 350 degrees for 30 minutes. Remove from oven, top with remaining cheese and return to oven WITHOUT the tinfoil for another 30 minutes. Allow to rest 10 minutes before slicing and serving.
*I suggest making more pasta than you'll actually need only because I refuse to use the pieces that are horribly broken and mangled. Also, there's a chance some of your noodles will stick together so I like to have extra so I don't have to peel it apart. If you don't mind using broken pieces, 1 lb is usually plenty, depending on the depth of your pan.

Now, mostly for pure excitement at FINALLY perfecting a recipe, I'm going to add a picture of my cupcakes. I can give you the recipe for the "frosting" but, unless I have a child that inherits my love for baking, the cupcake recipe with follow me to the grave. Okay, that's a bit drastic, but I DO need to keep it TOP SECRET in case I have my own bakery one day. Not in case, for when I have my own bakery one day. Anyway, the "frosting."

Raspberry Cream Frosting (basically whipped cream)

1 pint whipping cream

1 1/2 tsp raspberry extract

1 stick (1/2 butter), softened*

powdered sugar, to taste

Beat butter on medium speed until creamy. Add in raspberry extract and beat until well incorporated. Slowly add in whipping cream, beating on slow speed, until ripples begin to form in the cream. Add powdered sugar to taste and increase speed to medium. Beat until stiff peaks form.

*Omit for whipped cream 

Well, that's all folks. I'm going to FINALLY get some sleep!