Away From It All

                Tis the season for a truly relaxing vacation and being so, we will need to be catching up on our adventures.  Anyone who has ever lived in a tourist area knows that the true prime vacation time is just before the location’s tourist season has begun or just after it has ended.  The majority of shops are still open, the majority of the tourists have left, rates may be just a little lower, the locals are very friendly (due to needing your money to be spent at their stores now that the annoying tourists have left) and the opportunity to kick back, relaxed and left alone seems to constantly present itself, regardless of where you are.  This is the time of year that Jordan’s family retreats to a very prime tourist location for a week of relaxation.  This year, I was lucky enough to be invited along with them.  The view is gorgeous, the food is delicious, the weather is beautiful, the pool is spectacular and the house is amazing.  Pictures will be up in no time.  What can I say? We like to gloat.

                Along with vacation comes guiltless eating.  We’ve both decided that this week we will eat what we feel like, not even considering the caloric count or dietary content in our meals.  We’ve divided up meal-duty, Jordan and I choosing to provide a few dinners and breakfasts.  We’ve made Chicken Parmesan and Bruschetta for dinner and a delicious breakfast casserole for breakfast.  The Chicken Parmesan is easy and delicious.  My name is Debi, I’m a half-breed Italian and I approve of this meal.  Granted, it’s not Grandma’s Chicken Parmesan BUT it is a deliciously simple meal when you’re strapped for ingredients or need to feed an army.  Bruschetta, for you non-half-breed-Italians, is a little piece of toast that is brushed with olive oil and baked to a crusty perfection.  My version is topped before baking so the ingredients for the topping have the chance to meld together in delightful harmony. 

Chicken Parmesan (Feeds 8-10)

Recipe by Jordan Carey and Deborah Schiefer
About 10 chicken breasts (the frozen “bag” chicken breasts work just fine but be sure to thaw them first)

3 jars of delicious pasta sauce (We used two Bertolli Arrabiatta sauces and a Bertolli Garlic and Olive Oil sauce)

4 eggs

Italian flavored Bread Crumbs

Oil

Shredded Mozzarella cheese

4-5 firm Roma tomatoes; sliced

Salt, pepper and basil; to taste

2 boxes of Linguine (we used DeCecco brand)

Preheat the oven to 350 degrees.  Grease a 13x9 inch baking pan and line the bottom with the sliced Roma tomatoes.  Sprinkle with salt, pepper and basil to taste.  Set aside.

Pour enough oil into a frying pan to fry the chicken breasts.  Coat the chicken breasts in egg and then in bread crumbs and fry 3-4 minutes on each side, just until golden brown.  Lay chicken over the Roma tomatoes in the baking dish and top with two jars of pasta sauce.  Bake for 40-45 minutes.  Top with Mozzarella cheese and bake additional 15-20 minutes, until juices run clear from chicken when pierced.  In the last 15-20 minutes of baking the chicken, set a pot of water to boil on the stove.  Cook pasta according to directions on packaging and heat the remaining bottle of pasta sauce.  Serve chicken over linguine, with additional sauce or cheese, as desired.

This, by the way, is not Jordan’s original easy-peasy Chicken Parmesan recipe.  We were lacking in the spice-department so we had to go with what was cheap, fast and easy without needing to by a million little spice bottles.  The original recipe will be posted at a later date. Try this one now and try the original later and decide for yourself which you prefer. 

Bruschetta

Recipe by Deborah Schiefer
1 loaf Italian or French bread

4-5 Roma tomatoes; diced

1 sweet onion; diced

1 green, yellow or orange bell pepper; diced (I don’t use red bell pepper since I already have the red tomato.  Remember, you eat your food first with your eyes.  You want your meal to be as visually appetizing as it is tasty)

Sliced black olives

Leaves of 1 bunch of basil; julienned

Olive oil

Salt, pepper, garlic powder; to taste

Shredded Mozzarella cheese

At least 30 minutes before baking, combine tomato, bell pepper, onion, basil and black olives in a bowl and add salt, pepper and garlic powder, to taste. 

Preheat oven to 350 degrees.  Slice the bread into oval shaped slices and brush with olive oil.  Top with bruschetta topping and sprinkle with Mozzarella cheese.  Bake on an ungreased cookie sheet for 15-20 minutes, until bread is crusty and cheese has browned to a deep golden.  Allow to cool slightly before serving.

                Back to breakfast.  A breakfast casserole is something delicious and easy.  It’s the perfect meal to bring or serve at a brunch, perfect for the family that doesn’t like to get up early enough to eat a real meal, perfect to serve when you need to feed multiple people and perfect to serve when you want to start breakfast and watch TV while drinking coffee while your food cooks.  There are so many ways you can cook this meal so use your imagination.  It can be made into a very well-rounded meal, served in one dish.  The best part is that it’s so easy to manipulate to feed different size crowds and different palates.  You can use bacon or sausage; it just needs to be cooked first.  This casserole was made for a large crowd so we used more inexpensive ingredients.  The next time we cook it, we plan to use asparagus, basil, spinach, garlic powder and maybe some artichoke hearts.

Breakfast Casserole (feeds 4-6)

Recipe by Deborah Schiefer
10 extra large eggs or 12-14 large eggs

1 bell pepper; diced

1 onion; diced

4 slices of white bread; pressed flat

½ lb of bacon

Salt and pepper to taste

Sliced cheddar cheese (optional)

Preheat oven to 350 degrees.  Fry bacon and crumble.  Sauté the diced vegetables in the bacon grease until tender-crisp.  Meanwhile, grease an 8x8 inch baking dish* and lay bread slices flat on the bottom of the pan.  You may or may not need more bread slices, depending on the size of the slice.  The bread needs to cover the bottom of the pan.  In a separate bowl, whisk eggs with salt and pepper.  Pour just enough egg over the bread to coat the top of the bread.  Top with bell pepper and onion and then pour the remaining egg.  Top with crumbled bacon and cheese.  Bake for 30-45 minutes, until eggs have set and a knife inserted into the center of the casserole comes out clean. 

*You can use any pan you choose, really, just be sure the pan will hold the proper amount of food for the crowd you are feeding.

                I’m sure at this point you are wondering to yourselves, “Exactly what have Jordan and Debi been up to? We went to hear more about this vacation!”  Okay, you’ve twisted my arm.  So far, it really hasn’t been anything all too exciting.  The house is huge and it’s near the beach.  The pool looks like something you might see in a celebrity magazine or in some posh, high-end renovation catalog.  There’s an attached cabana with a grill and bar stools that actually sit IN THE POOL.  A deck on the third floor that’s open to the sky for some prime sun-bathing (in this house, we wear SPF. Neither of us is fans of looking like leather handbags, as it seems some of the people we know are (and do)).  I wish I could tell you we’ve done all kinds of exciting things but, to be honest, we’ve done more lounging and book reading than anything.  I find it entirely relaxing and wonderful. 

                Speaking of relaxing, I think I’ll cut the blog here, go find a book, curl up and read. 

*Pictures to come

A Day in the Life of a Potty Trainer

  As I mentioned in an earlier blog, both Analeigh and I are lactose-intolerant. I am also allergic to whey protein. I can deal with eggs, though they disagree with my body for other reasons. On the other hand, Analeigh cannot handle eggs. To better our health, we’ve decided that we are really going to work on cutting dairy, both for my health and for the ease of feeding Analeigh (Jordan is pretty strict with Analeigh’s dairy intake while I have a tendency to suffer through the effects of dairy on my body. I’m not a very good patient). Jordan’s enthusiasm for finding delicious recipes for sweet treats that her daughter can enjoy has renewed my enthusiasm for eating a diet that treats my body well. We’ve started this adventure with a simple chocolate chip cookie recipe. The cookbook we used called for Ener-G brand Egg Replacer but we didn’t have any so we checked the front of the cookbook to find what other egg replacers could be used and found that flaxseed is a good substitute. Since we had some ground flaxseed, that’s what we used. It did work as a substitute and lent a delicious, nutty flavor to the cookies but they also fell flat, though they did stay soft. Banana also can be used as a substitute for eggs, so the next day, I made a batch with banana. I have never seen or tasted fluffier, softer cookies in my life! The banana didn’t give too much flavor to the cookie, though there was a delightful hint.

Chocolate Chip Almond Cookies (recipe adapted from The Joy of Vegan Baking: The Compassionate Cook’s Traditional Treats and Sinful Sweets by Colleen Patrick-Goudreau)

4 ½ tsp Ener-G egg replacer (equivalent of 3 eggs, ¾ medium banana or 3 TBS ground flaxseed and 9 TBS water)
6 TBS water
1 cup water
1 cup non-hydrogenated, non-dairy butter, softened
¾ cup granulated sugar
¾ cup firmly pack brown sugar, light or dark
2 tsp vanilla extract (we used 3-4 tsp)
2 ¼ cups un-bleached all-purpose flour
1 tsp baking soda
1 tsp salt (we used ½ tsp)
1 tsp ground cinnamon
½ tsp ground nutmeg
2 cups non-dairy chocolate chips
1 cup chopped almonds

(Side note from Jordan: Deb and I thought it might be fun to try substituting the eggs with a mixture of Banana and Flaxseed (2 parts banana, 1 part flax) on our next attempt on these cookies, in order to keep the fluffiness AND the nutty flavor. We will tell you how that goes when we do it in the future. If you don't feel like waiting for us to try it, do it yourself and tell us the outcome!)

Preheat oven to 375. Line a cookie sheet with parchment paper or use a nonstick pan. In food processor or bender, whip the egg replacer and water together until thick and creamy (I did the same for the flaxseed).In a large bowl, cream the butter, granulated sugar, brown sugar and vanilla. Add the egg replacer mixture to the wet mixture, and thoroughly combine. In a separate bowl, combine the flour, baking soda and salt. Gradually beat the four mixture into the wet mixture until it begins to form a dough. When it is almost thoroughly combined, stir in the chips and nuts, if using. Bake on the cookie sheet for 8-10 minutes, or until golden brown. Let stand for 2 minutes: Remove to wire racks and cool completely

  Regardless of how they were baked (banana or flaxseed), they were delicious! We hope you enjoy them as much as we did! This was Analeigh’s first experience with chocolate chip cookies and they definitely gained her stamp of approval. I wish all of you could have seen her chowing down! Our next vegan baking adventure was to branch out with Chai Spice Cookies and Coconut Lime Cookies. Now, I’ve created a recipe for non-vegan Chai Spice Cookies and these vegan ones tasted EXACTLY the same. You cannot tell the difference between the buttery, dairy and egg-laden cookies and those that were dairy and egg-free. I highly suggest making them if you like a spicy, delicious cookie to dunk into your tea or coffee. They would be wonderful slightly warmed and dunked into a glass of Vanilla Hazelnut Rice Milk on a cool fall day. The Coconut Lime Cookies were equally scrumptious. There is a chance that these were the tastiest cookies I’ve ever eaten in my entire life. I could gorge myself on those babies and I’m not exactly the type of person that can eat tons of sweets; definitely a salt-aholic.

Chai Spice Cookies (recipe from 1,000 Vegan Recipes by Robin Robertson)

2 cups all purpose flour
2 tsp baking powder
2 tsp ground cinnamon
1 ½ tsp ground cardamom
1 tsp ground ginger
1 tsp ground cloves
1 tsp ground fennel seed
1 tsp Nutmeg (optional: Jordan adds this to the mix for an added zip!)
½ tsp salt
¾ cup vegan margarine
¾ cup butter
2 TBS plain or vanilla soy milk (I recommend NOT using soy milk and using rice or almond milk instead. I’ll explain later in the blog)
2 TBS agave nectar (pure (or fake) maple syrup does the trick also)
2 tsp vanilla extract
Preheat oven to 350. In a medium bowl, combine flour, baking powder, cinnamon, cardamom, ginger, cloves, fennel seed and salt. Mix to combine well. In a large bowl, beat together the margarine, sugar, milk substitute, agave nectar and vanilla until well blended. Add the flour mixture, stirring well to form a smooth, stiff dough. Pinch off small pieces of dough and roll them between your hands into balls. Place the dough balls on an ungreased baking sheet and use a metal spatula or fork (Jordan dips the fork in Sugar to add some additional sweetness and uses a "X" design to flatten them down) to flatten the cookies to about ¼ inch thick. Bake until lightly browned at the edges, about 15 minutes. Cool on a baking sheet for 5 minutes before removing to a wire rack to cool completely. Store in an airtight container.

  Now for the soy milk debate… I’ve read multiple studies that show the phyto-estrogens in soy milk act the same way, in your body, as estrogen would. I’ve also read studies for the other side of the debate that states that they don’t affect your body. I tend to lean toward the first argument, only because I watched my dad grow moobs (man-boobs) when he went crazy drinking soy milk and eating soy cheese while trying to lose weight. The growth of said moobs stopped immediately upon his halting of the consumption of copious amounts of soy, after his doctor warned him of the effects of large amounts of soy on the body. I’ve read a few interviews and articles from soy-advocates that have stated that soy consumption should be limited to 2-servings/day. I’ve also read that doctors recommend that menopausal woman consume soy milk instead of hormone treatment. I’m taking that to mean that we don’t quite understand how phyto-estrogens effect our bodies yet, though it seems they have a negative effect, so take it easy. Rice milk and almond milk are far tastier than soy (and superior, in my opnion) so I will be sticking with those. Honestly, it’s your opinion and choice. If you want to risk growing moobs, getting a high-pitched voice and subsequently losing your man-card (if you’re a guy) or risk hormonal issues as a woman, that’s your deal. I’ll play it safe.

Coconut Lime Cookies (recipe adapted (entirely by Jordan) from 1,000 Vegan Recipes by Robin Robertson. Original recipe was for Vanilla Walnut Cookies)
½ cup vegan margarine
¾ cup sugar
1 ½ tsp vanilla extract
3 TBS lime juice
2 cups all purpose flour
½ cup unsweetend coconut flakes
½ cup sweetened coconut flakes, plus additional for sprinkling
2 tsp baking powder
½ tsp salt
Chocolate chips (optional)
Preheat oven to 350. In a large bowl, beat together margarine, sugar, and lime juice until well blended. Add the flour, coconut, baking powder and salt and stir well to form a smooth dough. Pinch off small pieces of dough and roll them between your hands into balls. Place the dough balls on an ungreased baking sheet and press down to flatten to about ¼ inch thick. Sprinkle with coconut, pressing the coconut into the dough. Bake until lightly browned at the edges, about 15 minutes. Cool for 10 minutes on the baking sheet before removing to wire rack to cool completely. Store in an airtight container. If you choose to use chocolate chips, press chips into cookies immediately after removing the cookies from the oven.

  I, personally, feel that the Coconut Lime Cookies tasted even better the day after baking them, after they’d sat in the container with the Chai Spice Cookies. They slightly absorbed some of the flavor from the Chai Cookies which added a whole new dimension to the coconut and lime. The next time I bake these cookies, I am going to try to (very lightly) flavor them with Chai spices to add that flavor without needing to bake the Chai Spice Cookies.
It turned out to be a very fitting thing that we began vegan baking for both my sake and Analeigh’s sake this week.
  Two days ago, Analeigh brought Jordan a fresh diaper and asked to have her diaper changed, for the first time ever. Did I mention that Analeigh is 14 months old? Last night, Jordan, Sean and I made a trek to Target to let Analeigh pick out her training potty. The darling girl picked out the plainest, reddest potty I have ever seen in my life but she does love it. In fact, she kissed the bowl in the middle of Target. It turns out Analeigh was more than ready to begin potty training. A total of SIX times today, Analeigh went to her potty, pointed at it, pointed at her diaper and said, “Potty!” Each time, Analeigh would get her diaper off, sit on the potty and pee. This child is SMART! I’m pretty sure the only time she peed in her diaper was when she was napping. Now, if only, she would poop in the potty, too.
  Today was also Sean’s birthday. Jordan out-did herself with dinner tonight. She made an amazing, smoky chipotle-citrus marinade for some smoked pork chops and let them sit in the fridge overnight. The result was voted the best pork chops we’d ever eaten. She also tweaked her recipe for Spicy Vinegar Green Beans, creating the best batch she’s ever made. The plan was to have jalapeno cornbread but she accidently made Jalapeno Johnny Cakes instead. That turned out to be quite an appetizing mistake. I’m not sure I will ever eat cornbread again, choosing Johnny Cakes in its place.

Smoky Chipotle-Citrus Pork Chops:
Recipe By Jordan Carey


4 Smoked Pork Chops (Bone-In about 1/2 an inch thick)

1 1/2 Cup Jack Daniels BBQ Sauce, Original #7
2 Cloves fresh Garlic (Coarsely Chopped)
1 1/2 Tbsp Chipotle Tabasco Sauce
1 1/2 Tbsp of McCormicks Grill Mates Spicy Montreal Steak Seasoning
1.5 Tsp of Garlic and Onion Spice Blend from the Gourmet Collection
1.5 Tsp of Chili and Lime Spice Blend from the Gourmet Collection
1/2 Cup Lime Juice
1/4 Cup Lemon Juice
Salt
Pepper
1 Section of finely Diced Shallot

To prepare Marinade for Chops, mix all above ingredients in a Ziplock Bag, close and shake until blended. Place Chops inside said bag, make sure the marinade covers all the chops and let them marinate overnight.

When ready to bake, preheat oven to 350˚. Place chops on a greased pan and bake until cooked all the way through. About 1 hour and 15 minutes. Check meat before removing it from oven as cook times do vary depending on the age/model/altitude of oven. 

Spicy Vinegar Green Beans (recipe adapted by Jordan Carey from FoodNetwork.com)

1/8 pound slab bacon, diced
1 Shallot, Coarsely Diced
2 Cloves garlic, Coarsely Diced
1/2 Red Bell Pepper Finely Diced
1 lb Green Beans
1 tsp Red Pepper Flakes (I like to feel the burn! For a less "in your face" flavor, use 1/4 tsp Red Pepper)
Salt
1/2 Cup Boiling Water
2 Tablespoons White Vinegar
Fresh Ground Black Pepper

(I like to season my beans with salt, pepper, sliced shallot and diced garlic a few hours before cooking, just to get a bit of that flavor on the skin of my beans. However, That is entirely optional!)

In a large deep skillet, cook the bacon over moderate heat, stiffing, until golden. Transfer the bacon with a slotted spoon to a plate. Add the shallots, garlic and bell pepper to the skillet and cook, stirring, until softened. Add the beans, pepper flakes, and salt and saute over moderately high heat, stirring, for 2 minutes.

Add the boiling water and cover the skillet immediately. Steam the beans, shaking the skillet occasionally, for 15 minutes, or until just tender. Add the vinegar, and salt and pepper and stir until combined. Sprinkle with bacon.

Jalapeno Johnny Cakes

1 Box Jiffy Corn Bread Mix (Please note: I substitute Original Flavor Silk Soy Milk for Regular Milk. This makes the recipe that much better for you!)
1 Tbsp Dried Jalapeño Flakes

Follow Recipe on the side of the Jiffy Box for Johnny Cakes but add the jalapeños to the batter. Cook and enjoy!


  After tonight’s dinner and the recent baking, Jordan and I have decided we are perfectly capable of opening our own restaurant. Who knows? Maybe one day you’ll see us on the Food Network Channel. Guy Fieri would so not be able to resist our delectable deliciousness.

I Like to Eat, Eat, Eat Apples... And More Apples!

Autumn is both my and Jordan's favorite time of year. That being said, we are outside a lot more right now than during any other season. Between travels and enjoying the cool breezes, the delicious scent of crisping leaves and the gorgeous colors, we haven't been around the house as much to work on our blog. This blog was written a few weeks ago but only now are we actually getting around to posting it. We've been hard at work with fall baking, though, and promise to be more diligent in chronicling our daily lives and cooking/baking endeavors. We should be able to post at least one more this week, as we've taken to vegan baking for the sake of Analeigh (Jordan's daughter) and myself (both lactose-intolerant) and are excited to share our baking adventures with you. Pictures will be put on hold for the time being but we will come back and repost them and we will be sure to note exactly when that happens. Now for the blog that has been sitting in the computer's memory space, waiting to be shared:

With all of the coffee shops breaking out their fall seasonals, I decided it was time I start working on a few fall recipes. I dreamt of an apple cake with caramel frosting and immediately woke up to get to work. In my dream, the cake embodied the spirit of autumn; spicy, sweet and warm. Jordan worked with me, suggesting tweaks to the spice ratio and we finally put the recipe to test. Assuming it would work and knowing it would be beautiful, we decided the cake should be baked in a Bundt pan. The cake pulled a fast one on us and fell apart upon flipping the pan. This could have been due to the age of the pan (Jordan was given the pan by her mother, who was given the pan for a wedding gift) or it could have been due to the consistency of the cake batter. For now, we’d suggest baking the cake in one rectangular or two square/circle cake pans. Now, what you’ve all been waiting for, the recipe to the cake:

Spiced Apple Cake:
Recipe by Deborah Schiefer
4 medium apples, chopped
2 cups firm packed light brown sugar
2 cups flour
2 tsp baking powder
1 tsp salt
1 tsp cinnamon
1/2 tsp nutmeg
1/4 tsp ground cloves
2 eggs
1/2 cup oil
2 tsp vanilla extract
Caramel Glaze:
1 (14 oz) bag MilkMaid Caramels
¼ pint Heavy Whipping Cream
Cake: Combine apples and sugar in a large bowl and let stand. Combine all dry ingredients. Whisk eggs, oil and extract until fluffy and then combine into apple mixture. Slowly add flour mixture into apple mixture. Pour into a greased 13x9 inch cake pan lined with parchment paper and bake at 350* for 35-45 minutes, or until knife inserted in center comes out clean (aside from apple goo). It's going to be thick. That's a good thing; it's how it should look.
Caramel glaze: Melt 1 bag of MilkMaid caramels with 1/4 pint of heavy whipping cream. Pour over cake and let cool.

Since I covered dessert, Jordan made dinner tonight. We feasted on Pork Milanese with Lemon Caper Cream Sauce (slightly adjusted from a Giada de Laurentiis recipe). The pork dish could turn a vegetarian into a carnivore (it kind of already did). Pictures will need to be put on hold since I was picking my brother up from the airport while Jordan cooked and she does not have 4 sets of hands, so be patient, young grasshopper. The recipe is really all you need anyway. We will come back and post pictures next time Jordan makes this dish, which is relatively often considering it’s my favorite. Without further adieu:

Pork Milanese:
3/4 cup all purpose flour
1/2 tsp salt, plus more for seasoning
1/2 tsp ground black pepper, plus more for seasoning

2 large eggs, lightly beaten
1 cup Italian breadcrumbs
3 TBS Vegetable Oil
6 thin cut pork chops
Combine the flour and the 1/2 teaspoon salt and pepper in a shallow dish and stir together. Crack the eggs into another shallow dish and beat until combined. In a third shallow bowl, place the breadcrumbs. Season the pork with salt and pepper. Dip the pork, 1at a time first in the flour, then the eggs, then the bread crumbs. Warm the vegetable in a large skillet over medium heat. When the oil is hot place the breaded pork in the pan. Cook until golden and cooked through, about 4 to 5 minutes per side. Transfer the pork to a serving platter and serve with the sauce alongside.

Lemon Caper Cream Sauce:
2/3 cup Mascarpone Cheese
3 TBS mayonnaise
1/4 cup whole milk
1/4 cup capers, drained and chopped
1 lemon, zested
1/4 tsp dried parsley
1/4 tsp each, salt and pepper
Combine the mascarpone and mayonnaise in a medium bowl. Slowly add the milk, stirring as you go, until all the milk is incorporated. Add the remaining ingredients. Stir to combine. Set aside.
The best way to serve this is with additional lemon slices. Squeeze a lemon slice over a fried pork chop, top with cream sauce and enjoy!

- The Recovering Vegetarian and her Dietary Therapist (who, I might add, is now moving toward a more flexitarian diet with me. We help each other)

Put That in Your Juice Box and Suck it!

It’s been a busy week for us. Jordan’s mom and grandma came to visit followed, a few days later, by her sister, two nephews and her niece. We had a great time taking the kids out for their school clothes shopping. All the Labor Day weekend sales made that super easy, though stressful. Which brings me to my first rant:


If you own or manage any business, stop that shady crap of posting one thing on all the signs that are on eye-level and posting something else WAY above everyone’s head where they won’t see it unless they’re freaks and stare at the ceiling or posting the REAL rules of the sale at the register. I don’t know a single person who wanders around a store staring at the ceiling. First of all, it’s dangerous. Are you really going to walk with your eyes looking way above your head? If you do, you’re a moron and I hope you feel like it when you run into people. Second, nobody puts interesting things on the ceiling. I know that’s the point… Put the REAL rules of the sale on the ceiling so when people grab stuff that appears to be on sale but really isn’t, they are at the register starting to pay before they realize otherwise, and that’s if they don’t figure it out before checking their receipt. That’s SHADY. Just so you’re aware, if you get a customer like Jordan or myself, we will leave the substandard crap at the register without paying, but only after letting your employee know that your crap is substandard and not worth the poop on my toilet paper. Hopefully, the rest of America will get smart and join us so you stop pulling that shady ploy to steal our money, dump truck. And yes, I just called you a dump truck. Get over it; we’ve already determined that I’m better than you, sneaky beast.

For anyone who wants to know which piece of crap store caused the above rant, it was Claire’s when we were shopping for Ashley’s accessories. I’d advise that you join us in boycotting that joke of a “jewelry” store. That crap turns your skin green, anyway. If you personally know me, I can hook you up with someone who makes handmade jewelry that far exceeds Claire’s standards and will be made to your liking. Maybe that will be my last rant today.

Hmm… Next up, my brother will be here for about a week and a half, half of which, Jordan’s mom and grandma will also be here. Due to the fact that my poor little brother is stuck living in a dorm, eating (military) Chow Hall food, there will be lots of cooking and definitely at least one dinner out. I promise to have Jordan take photos of at least a few of the meals and I will blog them. We are going to be making a dessert in the next week or two due to the fact that I dreamt of a fall-caramel-apple-spice cake last night and decided that I MUST create a recipe for one. Naturally, I woke up and immediately got on that so now we have to a) make the recipe and b) perfect the recipe. Be on the lookout for it. I don’t think this one will go into the vault of Super Secret Family Recipes but I’m not sure yet. That will depend entirely on how delicious this cake turns out.

Until next time, don’t be a beastie, say what you mean and mean what you say!

For the Love of all Things Tasty

Day 1 of blogging adventures. We just drove back from visiting family out of state. The entire weekend was spent indoors as we were dog-sitting a total of 8 dogs staying with Jo's Nanny for the week. And then the case of the cutest baby girl in the entire world that was entirely beastie due to the fact that she was cooped up indoors. Can't say we blame her considering the fact that the only thing keeping us from turning beastie was our age. Oh wait... That didn't even stop us. Oops. Luckily, we were able to refrain from taking out our beastiness on each other, turning instead to a common nuisance. On the way home, Jordan's graceful dog proved herself not so graceful when she decided to leap out of the broken window of the car onto the highway during rush hour traffic. Poor little lady now has a busted nose but at least was not smooshed into a pancake by oncoming traffic. Obviously, she's all looks and no brains.
During said trip, Jordan and I decided that we would start a clean-eating adventure. I've dabbled in vegan and vegetarian diets, finally settling in with the flexitarian crowd, majorly for the ease of feeding a carnivorous husband. I'd be a liar, though, if I said I didn't feel my best eating a vegan diet. It's not for everyone but personal issues make it awesome for me. I can't go back to it, though, without having to spend copious amounts of moolah to feed those around me as well as myself so I'm settling on a clean diet since that seems to work well for Jordan and, well face it, we're pretty darn near the same person in a different body with different issues. We were kind of naughty this weekend, gorging ourselves on all the scrumptious things in life (like my super-secret (self-created) chocolate cake) knowing we wouldn't be feasting on such divine decadence for a long time. Not that eating clean doesn't involve decadent desserts, those desserts will just be out of our lives for at least 2 weeks and only making a weekly appearance after that. Oh... Did I mention none of them will come from a box, carton or tub? Among these devilish meals, we had super-easy enchiladas, meaty potato soup, above mentioned cake, chicken cacciatore, cookies, popcorn (NOT the healthy, air-popped kind), pound cake and ice cream. Maybe at a later date we will post some of these recipes but the ones that need to be mentioned TODAY are the ones we used to kick start our voyage. Start drooling now since your shirt will be covered by the time you've finished today's blog anyway.

Tomato Salad Appetizer
Recipe by Jordan Carey and Deborah Schiefer
2 Tomatoes, thick sliced (about 1/4 inch)
Infused Olive Oil (any yummy flavor but we prefer garlic)
Basil leaves, julienned
Sea salt and fresh cracked pepper
Parmesan cheese, shaved

Lay your tomatoes out on a plate, drizzle with oil, sprinkle with basil leaves, sea salt, pepper and parmesan. Voila! Feeds 4.

Ravioli with Sauteed Vegetable Medley
Recipe by Deborah Schiefer
Two 9 oz packages of all-natural ravioli (We like La Pasta brand all natural Artichoke and Spinach Ravioli)
5 medium Shallots, thin sliced
6 garlic cloves, 3 thin sliced, 3 miced
1 pint of tomatoes (we like any golden cherry, pear or grape variety, though red cherry will work in the "off-season")
1 bunch fresh asparagus, whites removed and cut into 1/2-1 inch pieces
Leaves from 3 stems of basil, chopped and divided
8 TBS garlic infused olive oil, divided (you can use basil, but you really want the garlic flavor)
1/2 cup shaved parmesan cheese

Bring a pot of water to boil and add ravioli. Heat 4 TBS garlic infused olive oil in a saute pan over medium heat. Once the oil is heated, add all of the vegetables and half of the chopped basil to the pan, saute. Once the tomatoes start to soften and the asparagus is crisp-tender, you can remove the vegetables from heat. Drain your ravioli, spoon vegetables on top and drizzle with garlic infused olive oil. Sprinkle with chopped basil and shaved parmesan cheese. Enjoy! Feeds 4.

Note: The vegetables take about 7-10 minutes to cook so be sure to plan accordingly when cooking ravioli. You really do not want your pasta to be overcooked. You can use any kind of pasta with this but the filled ravioli pairs so nicely with the vegetables!

 

Who would have thought that eating a clean, balanced diet could be so delicious?